I could go into my usual spiel about how it’s winter here but summer on the internet, but honestly, I think you guys have heard that one out of me enough times to know my feelings on the matter anyway. Instead, I’m going to use this particular space to talk about just how hot I think this bikini is, especially on a woman like Paris. She’s proportioned so she can actually wear a bikini like this, complete with the g-string, and still look hot as hell without any potential wardrobe malfunctions.