I would give my left nut to motor boat these titties. I don’t know if it’s the media that has made me love them so much or if Kate Upton really just have the best set of tits in the world.  Whatever it is I am a fan, sign me up I want to see this girl naked!  Playboy pay her whatever she wants I just need you to make it happen.  I think they’re our only hope in seeing these tits so everyone let’s start writing Hef now!

I was trying to find some pictures of Kanye West’s mistress and then I found the holy grail of galleries of her over at my buddies site.  I must say if you’re going to cheat on Kim Kardashian he at least made it count!  This girl is banging and she has all natural tits!  I bet she is fucking half as crazy as Kim too.  Can you imagine she was crazy to begin with a now she has those pregnancy hormones no thank you, I would rather just bang this chick.

Miley Cyrus knows what she is doing with this Instagram picture.  She is teasing us by thinking we might catch a nipple by looking down her blouse but there is no nipples DAMN YOU!  When did sweet and innocent little Miley Cyrus because like a badass?  Short hair, shaved on the sites I am starting to think she is batting for the other team now or something.  Don’t get me wrong I would still watch that but I think she was better when she actually looked like a chick.

Another day another pic of Rihanna showing off that banging body of hers.  I know that Rihanna has a great ass but this picture I don’t think really does it justice.  People are going crazy over it calling it amazing and what not but I am saying eh not that good.  I have seen better from her and I expect better.  If you’re going to pull this kind of publicity stunt Rhianna at least make it a good picture damnit all!

These shots of sexy celebrity actress Maggie Grace are from Californication but I think most people would remember her as Shannon from Lost…and it’s nice to finally get a good look at the goods! There’s a nipple slip shot (well, more of a downblouse but whatever) and a great still of her bare ass as she bends over outside by a swimming pool or something in the nude. She’s got an amazing butt, that’s for sure…thanks for finally showing it off, Shannon…I mean Maggie!

I think that Hayden Panettiere is looking for a whale to save or something in this picture from my bud over at Drunken Stepfather.  He clowns on her a little bit and I will not do that because she dates a guy who will wreck my face and I like my face.  So let’s just say that Hayden is looking mighty fine and I thought you guys would like to see it.

I may not know fashion but I know what I like, and having some of the most beautiful women in the world walking down a runway in clothes that basically can’t help but show some boob definitely falls into the realm of things I like. Check out this shot of a gorgeous brunette walking the catwalk looking like she was minding her own business when some designer or other threw glue-covered pieces of fabric at her to make a ‘look’. Her very nice breast pops out and she doesn’t seem to mind much as the cameras clicked away!

Who does this nice little plump ass belong to?  She is a Latin babe on a very popular TV Show that probalby most of you have watched.  She is what I would consider a MILF she has a great ass as you can see but her tits are probably her best asset.  That’s all I got good luck!

You probably can’t see it very well from this picture but if you view the big one on this gallery you will see a little upskirt action on a girl named Xenia Deli.  Who the fuck is that you ask?  Well unless you are up on you fashion models you would have no idea who she is.  She is pretty popular over in Europe and shit but the real reason you are going to click on this gallery is because Xenia here is a chick that doesn’t like to wear panties.  So if there is a upskirt with no panties that means you get to see a bald pussy that belongs to a famous chick, click away!

I just saw this over at my buddies site a friend of his sent him this profile on a hooker website and it’s Lucy Pinder.  If she is actually a hooker then I need to start saving my money now because I am fucking this broad for sure.  She is like omg wtf amazing is she not?  I know it’s more then likely fake but just in case I thought I would pass this along!

I guess she’s more of a big deal over in the UK but big boobs bouncing around and nipples slipping out are something everyone can enjoy the world over, am I right? Take a look at these paparazzi photos of Katie Price in her wedding dress getting ready to throw the bouquet on the beach when her huge tits bounced right out of the gown and let her nipples see a little unintended sunlight. Apparently she’s a celebrity for being a model, singer and ‘media personality’ which I think is a nice way of saying she’s famous for being hot and famous and, I would imagine, rich.

Emily Ratakowski decided that she should get in the spirit of Easter and post a naked bunny shot of her.  I forgot to do anything for Easter for you guys so here it is a little belated but hey a supermodel naked, what more could you really ask for?

You guys really got to read this Drunken Stepfather blog this guy is fucking funny.  Here is my favorite article of the day where he talks about the shitty upskirt he found of some girl from a band called “The Saturdays”.  Probably like 6 people know who I am talking about right now and that’s the point that he is making.  What I really wonder is if this girl is hot or not.  I mean from what I see right now I think she is but you have to see the face before any judgement can be passed.

You wouldn’t think that Coco hits the gm all that often because lets be honest here this girl is thick.  Those tits are not really hers but man does it complete the package if you will.  Big Ass, Big Tits there is no doub that she got a rapper as a husband!  If you were to bait a hook for a rapper to bite on that’s exactly what I would put on there.

The beautiful Christina Milian is on spring break I guess.  I didn’t know people with kids even had those but I guess Christina doesn’t give a damn.  She is a actress if you want to know what she is all about you can read her Wiki if you want.  There is way to much information about her on there I must say.  She did a great thing though and decided to show all of her fans some great pictures of her ass.  She has been told a lot about that amazing butt of hers and she isn’t afraid of showing it off as you will see.

I had to look up who Christina Milian is but apparently she’s a singer and actress…I guess not so much the kind of music I like but maybe you guys are big fans, or at least like to see a celebrity nipple slip on the beach! I don’t care who she is to tell the truth, if I saw a hot ebony honey like her with her nipple peeking out of her swimsuit like in these paparazzi photos I’d stop in my tracks and have to stare too. Anyone up for a chocolate kiss?

This is Dita Von Teese is the chick that married Marilyn Manson just in case you were like who the fuck is this.  She is only famous because she is one of those old school beauties and reminds people of the old strip tease days.  I am way over those days and it looks like my buddy over at Drunk Stepfather is too, LOL he has some choice words for Dita here.

I think I am going to have to start a fucking Rihanna section for this site!   I mean she is also doing something crazy right?  Here is her latest thing that she did.  She posted this picture of her in nothing but a thong to her Instagram account.  I wish she would show more but it is nice to have a celebrity who really just wouldn’t give you a fuck even if she has a pocket full of them.

It looks like Rhianna is having no more upskirts done she is all done with that as you see she is a total pro at not giving up the cooch now.  She pulls down her sweat shirt and gets in the car like a lady.  I can totally see why Chris Brown likes him some Rhianna not only can she take a punch but she also keeps it classy.

A super hot girl modeling bikini’s?  Yea sure sign me up I will look at that!  The Drunk Stepfather has it for you guys and I think you’re going to like what you see.  There is no nudity but you just have to appreciate a perfect body and I think you will like what you see.  Drunk Stepfather always has the hottest celebrity gossip and models in skimping clothing from around the internet.

Hasn’t Miley Cyrus used up way more than her fifteen minutes of fame yet? Well she is pretty damn hot, I’ll give her that…in these paparazzi photos she’s caught with her nipple basically peeking out from her skimpy dress, although I think she’s wearing pasties or something. At any rate she looks pretty sexy with that hairdo, not to mention the sparkly dusting of fairy magic she has all over her skin.