This is Dillion Harper and she has some pretty magical tan lines if you are in to those.  Not only Tanlines but this 18 year old has such perfect body parts!  I mean her pussy is so tight you won’t believe that he is actually able to fit his dick inside of her.  Her ass as you can see from this picture right here is absolutely amazing.  Then her tits are so full and so perky they almost seem fake but they’re 100% real.  This scene is from Massage Girls 18 and after all the times I have posted a gallery from them you guys should know the drill by now wouldn’t you say?  I am not going to explain it really, its a massage scene the girl is hot that’s all you need to know now watch.

Miss Rican is getting some very good sex lessons from one of the best girls to ever do it Rachel Starr!  Rachel and Miss Rican share one thing in common and that’s there perfect round ass so Bang Bros thought it would be a good idea to get them together for a Ass Parade scene.  I don’t think this was meant to be a learning lesson for Miss Rican but it just turned out that way from Rachel showing her how to eat a girl out to how to ride a dick better then 98% of all other girls on the planet.

In this new episode from Playboy TV you get to see Tera Patrick teaching you guys about S&M.  It’s a pretty cool series because not only do you get to learn new things but you also get to see them down.  It’s not like softcore or anything it’s all explicit so you know exactly what to do.  This one  is a little different because well not everyone is going to want to try and get their girlfriend to get in some black leather and take a spanking and for those that are thinking that then just watch the video, it’s porn too after all.

It looks like you guys are quite lucky because Passion HD just released a new scene with the gorgeous Natalia Starr.  The first one was called Online Seduction just in case you missed it and this one is called Passion Touch.  She is getting a very sensual massage in this gallery and you will never believe how much she loves getting those big natural tits of hers massaged.  I really like this model and I hope that they keep making scenes with her because her body is really just flawless and man does she know how to fuck and give a blowjob!  Natalia Starr is brand new to this industry but in the short time she has been around she has made quite a few scenes she is in really high demand and once youw atch this video you will definitely want more of her.

Here is Alexis Monroe’s PAWG scene and I think you guys are going to like what you see.  Not only does Alexis Monroe have a perfect round ass but she also knows how to use it.  I mean look at her just pounding this guys cock!  It’s a screenshot from the video and by far my favorite part of the whole thing.  There is just something hot about a nice round ass bobbing up and down on a cock.  The way it jiggles the way it moves it’s fucking sweet!  Alexis loves to be fucked and that’s what makes a pornstars a really good pornstar when she actually enjoys the sex and you can see that from this hot blonde.  She has it all really but her butt is her #1 asset and with this new scene from Bang Bros I think we all will agree that it is.

McKenzie Lee is quite the hard worker she should up for her Porn Fidelity scene and had lost her voice.  You might think that’s because she is sick or something but in actuality it’s because she sucked way to much cock the day before.  That’s a good MILF right there that will suck a cock so much she gets a sore throat.  Ryan pounds this sweet pussy and gives her a creampie nice and deep which she fishes out to eat, what a dirty little slut.

I have a gorgeous interracial scene for you guys today and you’ll never guess where it came from!  It’s from X Art!  I think this might be the first time for them to do one and the girl who is getting fucked by this big black cock is none other then Lia Lor.  Lia has a beautiful petite body so it makes this guys dick look even better then it really is.  He fucks her nice and hard and don’t pull out and give her a facial or some other lame ending like that.  X Art loves creampies so that’s exactly what this guy gives Lia a nice deep one too while she was riding!  It makes you think it wasn’t planned that he accidentally came inside of her because usually the girl isn’t on top during a creampie.

This will be the third scene that Mia Malkova has done for Passion HD the other two being “Bedside Surprise” with Casana Lei and “Passion Dance” with Aubrey James.  This is the first time as you can see that she has done a scene by herself and it’s quite amazing.  She has sex in many flexible positions that some girls just couldn’t get in.  That’s why Passion HD called this scene Flexible Arrangement.  The dick sucking position that she got in in this video is down right impressive but probably the hottest thing is at the beginning of this video when see her in that little red dress that shows off her body perfectly and that bright red lipstick.  She is dressed up for sex that’s pretty much what it looks like there is a lot of dick sucking and pussy eating as you see in this picture and it’s hotter then normal just because the way Mia can get in crazy positions to fuck.

The drop dead gorgeous Natalia Starr is in a new episode from Casting Couch X.  I bet all you wonder what lucky guy got to fuck her in her very first boy / girl scene well that guy would be anonymous who also runs a talent agency.  He just started putting up these auditions tapes of some of the girls he represents.  These tapes are their “interviews” before he goes and gets them any job he fucks them first.  Seems like a pretty good gig to be a porn talent agent I might just have to get into that business.

I watched this full video and I actually really enjoyed the beginning of it because you get to see Tiffany Tyler from behind and how that pussy kinda just pokes out it’s so hot.  She is having “Big Dreams” in this new Pure Mature video in which she wants a guy to just walk right in and start licking her pussy.  The dream is played out and the sex seems like it came from a girls dream.  Being a guy you can definitely still like it though because he does bust his nut all over her face.  I guess if it’s a girls dream that probably wouldn’t happen but hey there are some girls who like it!

This gallery actually looks more like it’s from Met-Art then it does X Art but I assure you this is were you will find the full gallery.  It only looks like that because of the location being a rocky beach and Clover being naked the entire time during this shoot.  She has a beautiful body with just the most perfect golden tan you will ever see.  She has no tanlines so this girl go butt naked in the tanning bed or on the beach whenever she is doing it.  Clover as you can see has one of those tight little teen asses that everyone must love and then a nice set of small tits.  She is a real beauty and if you enjoy just seeing a nude girl this will do it for you.

I’ve got to admit I’m not all that familiar with the site Studio 66 TV but if all their models are as hot as Jackie Dawn is in this photo update I’ll have to pay more attention! She’s sporting some sexy black and pink lingerie as she poses on a staircase, showing off her big round boobs and that sexy thong-clad ass as her long brown hair falls in curls around her pretty face.

There are certain times of day where the light tends to be the best for photography…generally it’s the first and last hour of sunlight during the day, and this photoshoot from Mystique Magazine looks to me like that’s when it was shot. Rebecca Dipietro certainly looks incredible in it, stripping down to pose in just her long white luscious leather boots which shine like a beacon compared to her smooth tanned skin! She’s a beautiful girl and is naked in some great pictures with a lovely sky behind her, what’s not to like?

Coco is a wild thing in the jungle in this hot update from Suicide Girls as she poses in her tiger swimsuit, giving a smoldering gaze as if she’s contemplating chasing you down as you run and pouncing! I don’t think too many guys would put up much of a fight though; Coco is drop dead gorgeous and completely nude after peeling off that tiger skin! Beautiful eyes, a great ass and sexy tattoos…looks like she’s a force to be reckoned with under the palm fronds.

Hot pornstar Capri Cavalli might look pretty sexy in her suit but you just know she’d be more comfortable in the nude with a big fat cock in her mouth! Sure enough, she’s soon getting naked and taking her younger guy friend’s thick meatstick between her lips and fucking him like crazy while wearing only her thigh high sheer stockings for this hot Naughty America gallery. I wasn’t really paying attention to what was going on at the beginning of the gallery, maybe she’s conducting some business negotiations here? If so I think she’s getting the upper hand, so to speak.

Welcome to Malibu where the breezes are sweet and soft, just like the skin of lovely Holly Michaels and Tasha Reign in this Passion HD update. They start out surveying the ocean together, kissing passionately before heading inside to get down to some hot lesbian action! Before they get too deep into each others’ holes though, their guy friend shows up and drops his pants for a nice blowjob before fucking both of these hotties one after the other. Malibu Passion is flowing free and easy in this hot hardcore threesome scene!

Stunning beauty Sunny Leone is wearing a crazy swimsuit that looks like Spawn conjured it up or something with black webbing and cutaway bits and all. But the swimsuit isn’t really going to be an issue since Sunny is busy stripping out of it in this Twistys update to get totally nude, playing with her pink pussy in a smokin hot photo set with her long legs spread wide!

Hasn’t Miley Cyrus used up way more than her fifteen minutes of fame yet? Well she is pretty damn hot, I’ll give her that…in these paparazzi photos she’s caught with her nipple basically peeking out from her skimpy dress, although I think she’s wearing pasties or something. At any rate she looks pretty sexy with that hairdo, not to mention the sparkly dusting of fairy magic she has all over her skin.

I’ll take a slice or two of that Deli meat, please and thank you! Gorgeous model Xenia Deli is the Hanky Panky featured girl and she is making the most of it, showing off that sexy underwear front, back, and side to side. She has a great butt and these panties show it to its best advantage, but the fun doesn’t stop there! She’s also got those perky little boobies and a beautiful face and you know what? She’s a hot girl showing off in sexy underwear. What more can be said? Just go take a look at the photos already.

Marta is a gorgeous and sexy skinny teen with an amazing body that she just loves showing off…she’s hanging out in her bedroom in her frilly top and panties, and decides to do a little striptease for us, pulling her underwear aside to give a peek at her tight shaved pussy before getting completely nude! Between those sexy tanlines on her firm little butt to the way she’s rubbing and fingering her wet hole in this Nubiles gallery it’s a wonder anyone gets any work done around here.

Sometimes long hair just gets in the way! Joslyn James gets down to some serious business fucking in this hot Brazzers update entitled Just Juicy, and if she had hair all up in her eyes she’d be off her rhythm so she shaved it short and buzzed, which looks pretty hot if you ask me. She takes a huge cock in her mouth and deep in her tight ass for some hardcore anal action which is definitely hot if you ask me! Did I mention she has huge round tits that she loves to squeeze and rub as she gets fucked?

From the looks of things this banquet hall is about ready for a wedding reception or something, but Alexa is giving the groom one last peek at another woman in the nude before the vows. In this hot Photodromm update, big breasted Alexa does a sensual dance with her robe on a white-shrouded chair, showing off her round tits and that sexy ass, not to mention her devastatingly sultry gaze! If the groom can withstand this temptation I have a good feeling about the longevity of his marriage…we’ll just have to see.

In this little Nubile Films videos Gina Gerson and her boyfriend are having a little couples massage.  Well the guy isn’t getting much of a massage but he is getting to fuck this beautiful model.  The scene starts off with Gina getting rubbed down though so I bet you enjoyed that.  She also does love being fucked she is just one of those girls that you can tell loves to have a dick inside of her.  This is the one and only scene that Gina has with Nubile Films but if you all rate her high enough in the members area I know they will do another one.  The name of this scene is Deep Touch and I think you can figure that one out on your own.

In this Babes Network video Nikki Daniels and her “boyfriend” can’t even make it back to a room before they start fucking.  The couple just finds a window sill in the hallway and goes to town on each other.  He first sits her down and eats out that nice meaty pussy of hers licking her clit until she has a orgasm.  Once she got hers she was all about making this guy cum.  He just gets to sit back and get his dick rode by this gorgeous model for quite some time in this video and it seems like pure bliss I must say.  Nikki Daniels is super attractive with that gorgeous face and nice full perky tits I think she is a winner!

Is that one perfect looking pussy or what!  It belongs to Teal Conrad and the place you can see this full video is Babes Network.  Teal has one one other scene for them it was called Torrid Affair.  In this gallery she once again has a super erotic sex scene with some guy she probably just met that day.  The thing is though is that Teal can make any scene seem like she has been with the guy forever she just puts out that much sexuality.

I think I will stop updating for today because it just can’t get any better then this new HD Love scene starring Teal Conrad.  The name of it is Sweet Seduction and not only is it a high quality erotica scene but you also get to see Teal Conrad getting a creampie deep inside of that amazing pussy of hers.  This is the first time I have seen her take a creampie and I bet it wasn’t even planned.  She probably was just feeling this sex so much she told the guy to just unload inside of her.  The gallery just focuses on the sex nothing takes away from that as you will see from just the plain background and what not.  HD Love is a up and coming site so I would definitely check them out because this will be the first time seeing a video from them for a lot of you guys.

The redhead here is Kiera Winters and the blonde sitting on the guys face is Chloe Foster.  This is both their second scene for Passion HD and they are sharing it together as you can see.  It’s a really good threesome with tons of pussy eating and fucking.  It’s all very erotic and I love that both of these girls are super petite with those nice perky tits.  The name of this episode is “Picky Eaters” and with everything that was eaten in this video I would say this episode title is total bullshit!  This scene just came out today so it’s hot off the press hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Here is Jada Stevens once again taking over the Bang Bus in what they call a “reverse Bang Bus”.  Things are a little different though because Jada was filming a documentary with VICE magazine at the same time she did this shoot.  The documentary was from “Fresh Off The Boat” with Eddie Haung, you can check out that episode right here.    You guys might recall the first time Jada Stevens was on a reverse Bang Bus it didn’t go to good.  The biggest problem with getting guys off the street is they have a hard time getting hard with all these people watching them.  Only one guy was actually able to keep hard and fuck Jada the other guys failed.  I think Jada kind of likes it when they can’t get hard because she has them eat her pussy and you know Jada loves getting that pierced pussy of hers licked.

Bang Bros has a nice beautiful pornstar for you guys in this new video from their mini site Porn Star Spa. The porn star in this awesome little video is Nikita Von James and she is quite the babe. Those nice big fake tits and bleach blonde hair sure fits the part of a pornstar though. She gets her stretch on outside and then goes in and gets naked and ready for her massage. The guy rubs every inch of her body and then starts working on her pussy as ass. Getting a MILF like Nikita in the mood isn’t really hard you just have to put your hands on that pussy and it starts dripping wet. He fucks in right on the massage table for a nice long period of time and then blast is manshake on those big tits of hers.

As you can see this guy is putting his life in danger by getting his face sat on by this PAWG!  I would do it too though just for a chance to fuck Julie Cash.  This girl has such a nice big ass no wonder she is on Perfect Ass White Girls a site by Bang Bros.  She gets her pussy eaten and ass licked before she is fucked because like most women Julie lets a little foreplay before having sex.  There is a little anal play throughout the video but you could tell that Julie just wasn’t into the idea of getting fucked in the ass.  I mean when you have such a big butt I bet she is pretty used to guys trying to enter from the rear.  All in all a great scene and it’s exactly what to expect when you are a member of Bang Bros.

You guys have to watch the beginning of this video I posted because it has one of the most awkward college moments of these guys life.  They are like suppose to be giving each other a high five but I don’t know which one make it more of a hand hold, it was fucking creepy.  I just had to stop watching the video after that I mean you guys can give it a shot, from the pictures it looks to be a great College Rules video but after that it kind of just killed it.  The scene is from some college and for the past 4 years some girls have been throwing a fuck fest were you basically go in this bed in the middle of the room and fuck while everyone watches.  Some girls were a little too shy to let a guy bone them so they just had lesbian sex, it was a threesome but all girls.  Anyways hope you like it I sure didn’t but hey I hate awkward moments.

Kendra Lust is back and better then ever in this new Pure Mature scene called Siren Song.  Who knows what that even means but you get to see her back on top of cock riding it like only this MILF knows how.  Kendra has a nice juicy booty and big tits and I mean that face is easy on the eyes as well.  She has one other Pure Mature scene and that one was called “Summer Dress”.  The video is really high quality as well as the picture so take your time and look around my friends!

This is Lexi from Exploited College Girls.  Or was until people found out she did this video and she just said fuck it and became a full fledge pornstar.  Her name now is Lacy Channing.  She is a pretty smart girl because while she was getting fucked doggystyle she mentioned to the camera how much she hated her tattoos.  The reason she doesn’t like that because she can’t tell everyone “fuck no that’s not me” when they see her porno’s!  She just owns up to it now and why not with a perfect petite body like she has.  She has this super perky tits that are just out of this world.  I almost thought they were fake at first but they’re not she is all natural.  Lexi or Lacy, whatever you want to call her is very orgasmic when having sex!  You can make her cum by hitting the g-spot of hers or just rubbing her clit.  I bet you could just look at her the right way and she will start cumming that’s how this girl is!

This gallery is from Passion HD and they called this episode Early Passion.  I don’t know what is with them and morning sex but they sure make a lot of videos based on it.  I am going to have to remember to do a survey and see what time of day most man like to have sex…  I would say morning has a chance I mean it’s a good way to start you day.  The girl who is in the video is new her name is Jay Taylor.  I mean she couldn’t have picked a worse name I am just hoping that she didn’t pick it.  She kind of looks like a geeky girl which isn’t bad at all everyone loves that naughty librarian!  She is tall with petite features like those tits and her ass.  I didn’t get a good look at her pussy but I imagine it’s finger licking good.

I know you have seen Talia Shepard wear lingerie before but really can it ever get old?  I don’t think it can and I bet the majority of you think like me.  Here she is doing a webcam show for her members in a little white lingerie piece.  She shows every inch of her amazing body but gives extra boob time to the camera, because those are her money makers!

You guys owe me!  I finally figured out the sugar daddy dating site that Rick from Backroom Casting Couch uses!  After I saw this girl Bella I was like I just have to find this site.  You can check it out here, I already join it’s free don’t worry.  Back to this new video of a girl named Bella.  She is super hot as you can see and she has pierced nipples.  She tries anal sex for the first time because she wanted to “go the extra mile”.  What girls will do to make $1,000 to $5,000 dollars a day right?  It was pretty genius of Rick to join a sugar daddy site because all these girls want is money!  He has a little bit of trouble in this video trying not to cum super fast.  Bella is giving him head and he pops a little bit and you would too, Bella can suck a mean cock!  He then fucks her doggystyle same problem.  To calm his nerves he eats her out and then he is back to pounding the pussy and then having some anal sex.  The scene ends with a deep creampie.  So deep in fact that he couldn’t even get in cum to drip out of her pussy!  Once again Rick finds himself giving a girl a creampie that isn’t on birth control.  This girl claims that it’s impossible for her to get knocked up and she has proof.  I would just make her take that plan b Rick, you can’t be a dad!

I thought Kiera Winters here was just going to be a lesbian pornstar but as you can see she is making the switch!  She went out and found a agent but this just isn’t any agent he also runs a site called Casting Couch X.  You get to see him take each one of his models for their first fuck and he then sends it off to other people to get them jobs.  Kiera Winters is a redhead girl with small tits and just a small all around body.  She does everything he tells her to do because she does want to make a good audition tape.  The facial at the end of this video is fucking epic I wonder what you have to eat to get a cumshot like that!

You know Valentines Day is coming up and it would probably be a really good gift if you got her a Hitachi massager.  It seems to be a girls best friend but warning you might do this and no longer have a girlfriend / wife.  You will become obsolete and then pretty much only used for taking out the trash that would suck.  On second thought just stick with the flowers and chocolate I think.  The girl having the Triple Magic Orgasm in this Hegre Art massage video is Valerie.  She is a sexy black girl who is actually one of the members favorite models.  These members love themselves a exotic girl, but in all fairness Valerie is fucking hot she has a great body!

You know if I was on top of my game back when this Let’s Try Anal video came out you guys probably would have been super stoked.  This could have been the first time that Christy Mack had anal sex and I totally missed it.  If you were a member of Let’s Try Anal then you probably saw this scene back in April of 2012 but hey guess what I didn’t know about the site then!  So it kind of got lost but as I was looking for a good anal gallery for you guys I found it!  So I am giving you a old update but I hope it’s “new” to you, because it was for me.  Christy Mack has got a couple more tattoo’s since this gallery but that ass and meaty pussy look exactly the same and that’s a good thing!

Bang Bros has a hot MILF on Mr. Anal this week and that MILF is Eva Karera.  She has a nice set of fake tits as you can see but more impressive is the way she takes this big cock up her ass!  It always seems like MILFs are so much better at anal then younger girls that could just be because the older you get the freakier stuff you are willing to do to score a young guy.  The site Mr. Anal is only accessible through Bang Bros which is good for you guys because you 30 other sites when you join that site, it’s like the Costco of porn membership.  Or another analogy I like is that it’s like a sore dick you can’t beat it!

I thought it would be funny to just post a little innocent picture like this of Rilynn Rae and then you click on the gallery and see that it’s seriously hardcore.  It’s a video from Sex and Submission a site that has girls being very submissive and almost always tied up some way or another.  Rilynn is a very beautiful girl with a great body and it’s just hot seeing this guy have his way with her.  Rilynn likes it though her favorite way to be fucked is being dominated like this.  I get how it would be a treat for her going on a site like this because then she doesn’t have to have the awkward coversation with a boyfriend or whatever about how she wants him to dominate her.

Xo Gisele is one of the more famous cam girls there are in the world and she does in fact have her own site.  You get pretty much a free cam show ever single week when you are a member so that’s a pretty good deal if you have ever been on one of those cam sites that charge like $1.00 a minute or something crazy like that.  If you have never experienced caming with a model before I suggest you get your feet wet at WorldsBestCams.com because it’s free and you can see a group gold show to see how things work.  I like that cam site because it does have the hottest woman.  It does however not have Gisele I don’t know exactly were she cams at but I do know you can talk with her in her personal site so that’s what I would do if I was you.  This gallery is just a bunch of self pictures that she took throughout the week and then hooked her members up with them.  It lets you get to know her a little better, behind the scenes if you will.

I would say this girl is kind of the star of this Dare Dorm update.  I don’t know why I picked a picture of her from behind because her big tits are what really make her special.  They are all natural and super floppy just love seeing a girl like this ride a cock.  This party is probably the dumbest party I have ever seen just because there are like 15 guys to 2 girls and those right there are never good odds.  The guys don’t even get to gang bang one of these girls they all just couple up and then the camera man catches the fucking while everyone else just kind of cheers them on.  I don’t know if I would just stay there and watch, I would probably try to get my own pussy… Or go back to the dorm room and watch my own personal porn instead of being surrounded by dudes.  It will always be one of those crazy memories you have though.  Remember that time we were at a dorm party and 3 girls just started fucking their guys right there in public.  That’s a pretty good story I must say.

Looks like a tight fit!  I would make it happen though and I know a 100% of you guys would too!  This girls pussy is like heaven on earth I think.  Her name is Chloe Foster and I usually would get pictures to go along with a video from Passion HD but I didn’t want to dilute how great this movie is so I just stock with it.  The name of the scene is Pillow Fight because Chloe and her boyfriend get into one of those and that turns into this fuck session.  It’s a super erotic scene with a brand new Passion HD model what more could you ask for!

I usually keep this site up to date with the latest porn but sometimes I see a scene that I somehow missed and this Wow Girls episode called Be My Hero is definitely one of those.  First of all it stars one of my favorite Wow Girls models and that model is Anjelica.  She goes by so many different names I don’t think she has like a official one or something.  The gallery starts off with her ripping into his jeans trying to get his cock out so she can get him hard.  Once she does she gets fucked and she loves being fucked!  I mean that pussy of hers is so small I am sure she gets extreme pleasure when I guy is pounding it.

I definitely need to go out and find more Vanessa Sixxx porn because she is really hot!  I have seen a scene here and there but this Nubile Films really just makes me want more of her!  The name of the episode is Looking For Love and there is so much good going on in this gallery I don’t know were to begin.  I would start first by checking out the pictures I know your first instinct is just to wach the video but man there is some really hot pictures here.  I just love this one with her whipping her head back in pleasure while she is riding his cock.  Nubile Films is a incredible erotica site, there just isn’t much they do wrong as you can see when you watch this free video.

I am one of those guys who if I have seen a model like Josephine here in hardcore scene I just can never go back to a masturbation scene she has done.  I just always want to see the hardcore stuff.  Well, Josephine is the exception to that rule for me.  I don’t know if it’s because she has perfect natural tits or it’s her perfect pussy but I can watch this girl in just about everything.  This new Joymii scene is called Cool Insertion and it’s just her fucking herself with a glass dildo.  It’s super fucking hot because well Josephine is super fucking hot.

As many of you know I am a pretty big fan on this Porn Fidelity site and after watching this Christy Mack video it only made me more firm in that they’re a awesome site.  I will also admit that Porn Fidelity is one of the few site that I actually watch the “trailer” for the video before the actual video.  Kelly and Ryan just put a lot into the production of these trailers they’re fun to watch.  Christy Mack is known for her bad girl looks and that nice round bubble butt of hers.  She also has some big fake tits that I think look awesome on that banging body of hers.  Ryan kind of didn’t do his usual creampie thing instead he just dropped three facials on Christy Mack and just kept fucking her with cum on her face, what a diry little whore.

These girls wanted to have a theme for the sex tape submission to College Rules so they thought of one.  They wanted to see how many cumshots they could get.  I didn’t actually count how many guys they were able to make cum but it was a lot.  They hosted like college orgies were guys could come in and get sucked and fucked until they came.  One cute little Asian girl sat in a circle of dicks and made each one cum.  There was a girl who filmed herself fucking a guy in the car with her cell phone that was a awesome little scene.  There were guys who couldn’t last but a minute getting head or fucking and other guys took a while.  I bet at the end the girls were really happy about the guys who just couldn’t hold there load, you can tell they were getting tired of fucking random college guys.