You haven’t forgotten about Kate Upton, have you? That incredibly gorgeous blonde from the SI Swimsuit Issue and whatnot? Well she’s still looking fucking incredible as these paparazzi photos show, relaxing in the surf in her red bikini with her nipples poking into the fabric…can you imagine standing there and trying not to stare at her tits with those pokies going on? Impossible. It looks like Kate’s been hitting the cheeseburger stand a little lately, it could be my imagination but her hips look a bit bigger than before…not that that’s a bad thing, she looks absolutely stunning, just making an observation! Also, it looks like she’s sipping from a cup with dirty dishwater in it but that’s neither here nor there.